Free Blogger: PLEASE BANG MY WIFE - PLEASEBANGMYWIFE seemed to not notice, continuing on that one thigh for a good five or six minutes. As I began to get embarrassed at how much she might be able to see I heard a quick "Woops" and she discreetly pulled the thick towel back down again, hiding all.
"Sorry" She said, and I gave a nervous laugh and said, "Thanks. I was worried how high it was going there." This was someone I saw every day. I couldn't help but think that whenever she looked at me from now on she'd know what nearly half of the right hand side of my arse looked like. She patted me on the bum and said jokingly, "Perhaps I should have let it go. Nice arse."
My ears burnt red. This woman was probably old enough to be my mother and she thought I had a cute butt? She was married for Christ sake. She wasn't allowed to say stuff like that! I let out a small laugh and tried to find that inner peace I had a few moments ago.
